The content of this blog is not the figment of imagination but the recollection in word or prose of events as they occur to three powerful minds.

Names have been changed to protect the innocent and spare the guilty of vilification.


El contenido de este blog no es el producto de la imaginacion, pero el recuerdo de palabra o de la prosa de los acontecimientos a medida que se producen a tres mentes poderosas.

Nombres han sido cambiados para proteger a los inocentes y los culpables de repuesto en caso de difamacion.


Monday, March 16, 2009

M on: Dedicated to O

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home unexpectedly. He came in a corporate cab after midnight and asked the driver to accompany him into the house to be a witness. For 10,000 Naira the Cab driver accepted and followed him stealthily into the house. Brandishing a pistol, the husband tiptoed into the bedroom with the driver in a rage.

They entered the bedroom and as the husband switched on the lights, the driver yanked the blanket back and there they were. The wife was in bed with another man. The husband mad by this put a gun to the naked man's head as the wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous to us!

I lied when I told you I inherited money. He is the one who paid for the Prado I bought for you.

He paid for this house we now own, he gave me the money we owed the bank and he pays for all the tickets we use to travel. He also pays our children's school fees and even for that suit and the others you wear. He even pays our monthly dues!"

Shaking in disbelief, the husband slowly lowered the gun, looked over at the taxi driver and asked, "What would you do if it were you?"

The driver said, "Oga, Cover him well with that blanket before he catches cold!"

Ps. Now i'm wondering if i need to watch my back


  1. ROFLMAO! Karma can be a bitch! As much as it hurts, i agree with the driver. pls tell me this is from a movie or something coz peeps can't be this cruel!

  2. Evita,
    it is hilarious though O did not find it funny at all. i figure life is like that, especially in our system where the powerful lord over the weak.

  3. Hehe!

    the truth is bitter indeed.

    why do u need to watch ur back?

    u been travelling, wearing suits and everything gratis?

    or Oh! ur married woman!

  4. Lmao Lady S,
    I have to watch my back from O. he didn't take the joke funny at all.

  5. Now that made me smile..
    Nice one..


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