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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

o on: The Matrix

Chill and relax was in T- 60 minutes and I was down the road. Thing is I had sent my car to go pick up the Sage ( Yes blogville The Sage performed at chill and relax) so I had decided to walk.



But.....


It had rained all day and V.I. is a flood trap reminiscent to the story of Noah when it rains so I was trapped on Oyin Jolaiyemi. Talk about seeing the promised land but not getting there......



So there I am....

Standing in front of TFC trying to hail a taxi looking slight dapper. Much too dapper for a Sunday evening at TFC and she parks her car.

She runs in to get her TFC fix but i notice her give me a look down.

Damn she's hot, I tell myself.


I need to get to Bambuddha ASAP 'cos the Polygot is on her way.
(Yup we had Utibe the polyogot who writes poetry in 5 international languages performing too)


So I let her be.


She comes out.


I'm still there.


No taxi...


Gets in her car....


Looks at me again....


Starts her car...


Looks again...


Starts to reverse....


This time she keeps eye contact....


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This is when i should have walked to the car and asked for a ride to the junction 'cos i know i was gonna get one...


I know i could have possibly gotten a name and number....


Possibly invited her to chill and relax....


Gotten to know her over candle light, poetry, spoken word, jazz and prose....


Then.....

Gotten me a date for the next day.


Then.....


Maybe I might have shared the story of matrix with you.



But NOOOOOOOOOO



This modjo that has gone AWOL was still AWOL



So.....



She stared.....



And I stared back....


She gazed intensely.....



And I gazed right back....



She willed me to come forward.....



But i stayed behind.....


Even when she paused for over 2minutes on the road....


I stayed behind....


Till she drove away.....


Leaving me there.....


Alone......


Still wondering how I would get to Bambuddha.....


That was when i knew.



That....



Blogville, we have a problem.


WHERE THE HELL IS MY MODJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


O

14 comments:

  1. HA ha ha ha ha ha!
    Maybe it has .... gone on vacation???
    lol
    Or maybe the sights and sounds of Lagos do not stimulate it anymore?
    lool

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  2. Oh no........
    *shakes head.

    We have got to find it pretty soon.

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  3. On vacation...It's got to come back fast!

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  4. damn lol this could have had a great ending but yeah your mojo has taken an unauthorised trip oh!oh well hopefully there'll be a hotter encounter soon.plus that cud have been me u knw lol

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  5. LOL. You sha.....!! Pesin wey dem put sugar for him mouth..

    This your mojo... we gorra gorra gorra get it back oh. Which kin sand sand e dey pour for your garri na? **HISS**

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  6. Vera... We gorra gorra gorra get it back o

    MIss Natural... HOw could it possibly have been you. Is there something I don't know?

    Rene.. I sincerely hope so

    Sirius... It's doing me a great disservice going AWOL like that

    Fabulola.. Perhaps

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  7. Dude...which mojo travel?
    Wait Until you see the person that will rock your boat...

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  8. ok, O, : YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DULLING!!!

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  9. I'm thinking it's trying to tell you something. Open your heart and listen...

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  10. WTH!!! U got flashing green light like that and u did nothing?!!! OMD! I hope norrin norrin o, my broda.

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  11. You this "boy", if I konk you eh, you'll go and stand in front of TFC till she comes again!!! Have all my lessons been in vain? LWKMD!!!
    OK, let's go find mojo...

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  12. Dante... My personal Person O bly i no understand why the ting waka like dat

    bumight ... Tell me ma

    leggy.... Yes Oh Vacation

    Miss Lowlah.... Been listening but nothing...
    Tigeress... I hope norrin norrin too oh

    Naughty Eyes.. Seems i need to come enroll again o

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  13. why did you mess up like that?
    did you think she would chat you up?
    she had already done most of the work

    you messed up sha?
    and you are dante's friend, do summin' quick
    lol
    hi, my 2nd time here

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