Chill and relax was in T- 60 minutes and I was down the road. Thing is I had sent my car to go pick up the Sage ( Yes blogville The Sage performed at chill and relax) so I had decided to walk.
But.....
It had rained all day and V.I. is a flood trap reminiscent to the story of Noah when it rains so I was trapped on Oyin Jolaiyemi. Talk about seeing the promised land but not getting there......
So there I am....
Standing in front of TFC trying to hail a taxi looking slight dapper. Much too dapper for a Sunday evening at TFC and she parks her car.
She runs in to get her TFC fix but i notice her give me a look down.
Damn she's hot, I tell myself.
I need to get to Bambuddha ASAP 'cos the Polygot is on her way.
(Yup we had Utibe the polyogot who writes poetry in 5 international languages performing too)
So I let her be.
She comes out.
I'm still there.
No taxi...
Gets in her car....
Looks at me again....
Starts her car...
Looks again...
Starts to reverse....
This time she keeps eye contact....
**
This is when i should have walked to the car and asked for a ride to the junction 'cos i know i was gonna get one...
I know i could have possibly gotten a name and number....
Possibly invited her to chill and relax....
Gotten to know her over candle light, poetry, spoken word, jazz and prose....
Then.....
Gotten me a date for the next day.
Then.....
Maybe I might have shared the story of matrix with you.
But NOOOOOOOOOO
This modjo that has gone AWOL was still AWOL
So.....
She stared.....
And I stared back....
She gazed intensely.....
And I gazed right back....
She willed me to come forward.....
But i stayed behind.....
Even when she paused for over 2minutes on the road....
I stayed behind....
Till she drove away.....
Leaving me there.....
Alone......
Still wondering how I would get to Bambuddha.....
That was when i knew.
That....
Blogville, we have a problem.
WHERE THE HELL IS MY MODJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O
Sunsetting Sugabelly
1 year ago
HA ha ha ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it has .... gone on vacation???
lol
Or maybe the sights and sounds of Lagos do not stimulate it anymore?
lool
Oh no........
ReplyDelete*shakes head.
We have got to find it pretty soon.
On vacation...It's got to come back fast!
ReplyDeletedamn lol this could have had a great ending but yeah your mojo has taken an unauthorised trip oh!oh well hopefully there'll be a hotter encounter soon.plus that cud have been me u knw lol
ReplyDeleteLOL. You sha.....!! Pesin wey dem put sugar for him mouth..
ReplyDeleteThis your mojo... we gorra gorra gorra get it back oh. Which kin sand sand e dey pour for your garri na? **HISS**
Vera... We gorra gorra gorra get it back o
ReplyDeleteMIss Natural... HOw could it possibly have been you. Is there something I don't know?
Rene.. I sincerely hope so
Sirius... It's doing me a great disservice going AWOL like that
Fabulola.. Perhaps
Dude...which mojo travel?
ReplyDeleteWait Until you see the person that will rock your boat...
ok, O, : YOU'RE SERIOUSLY DULLING!!!
ReplyDeletelol....vacation?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking it's trying to tell you something. Open your heart and listen...
ReplyDeleteWTH!!! U got flashing green light like that and u did nothing?!!! OMD! I hope norrin norrin o, my broda.
ReplyDeleteYou this "boy", if I konk you eh, you'll go and stand in front of TFC till she comes again!!! Have all my lessons been in vain? LWKMD!!!
ReplyDeleteOK, let's go find mojo...
Dante... My personal Person O bly i no understand why the ting waka like dat
ReplyDeletebumight ... Tell me ma
leggy.... Yes Oh Vacation
Miss Lowlah.... Been listening but nothing...
Tigeress... I hope norrin norrin too oh
Naughty Eyes.. Seems i need to come enroll again o
why did you mess up like that?
ReplyDeletedid you think she would chat you up?
she had already done most of the work
you messed up sha?
and you are dante's friend, do summin' quick
lol
hi, my 2nd time here