The content of this blog is not the figment of imagination but the recollection in word or prose of events as they occur to three powerful minds.

Names have been changed to protect the innocent and spare the guilty of vilification.


El contenido de este blog no es el producto de la imaginacion, pero el recuerdo de palabra o de la prosa de los acontecimientos a medida que se producen a tres mentes poderosas.

Nombres han sido cambiados para proteger a los inocentes y los culpables de repuesto en caso de difamacion.


Friday, October 16, 2009

MY On: The Lady in the Black Dress haunts my thoughts

The Lady in the black dress and red pumps haunts my thoughts. Last time I saw her was at the party in my head….

“Dude pucker up and lets get kicking” my wingman Scribblemefree screams. It’s Thursday and there’s party that’s pundits like Bellanaija and the guys at Blogvillegist say is gonna be the best event on the Blogville calendar. I’m pumped up and good to go but we need to pick up Lowlah on the way and that drive isn’t something I’m looking forward to. Luckily, Freaksho is the designated driver tonight so I can still get into El Loco Hombre Mode.

Club Tweetville is packed and filled to the brim with beautiful people with Paparazzi and fashion police everywhere. VJ Seykuyinu is on the screens dropping some madass beats. There’s this dude trying to chat up Bumight and some chick taking photos on her BB and typing… That has to be Kpakpandostar. I see the Roc, Danny Bagucci, Dante, Chari with some hotties that look liked they popped out of the model section of vibe magazine up in the VIP and their table looks like it’s gonna fall under the load of Armand D’ it’s carrying.

Scribblemefree always the ladies man saunters off to join Funms d rebirth, LovePaprika, Jayla, Shona, Tigeress and Vera while Lowlah bounds off with Vic to chase some girls I’m sure. Freaksho is with the rest of the Two Tech Crew leaving me all alone. I guess it’s time for me to go grab my party starter… 3 straight shots of tequila and a small Heineken to chase it down.

As I head towards the bar, I spot her…. 5ft 7 black dress and red pumps sitting by the bar nursing a bottle of tequila, drawing on a cigarette and taking in the room. Maldita Sea!!! This gal is muy muy rubia. Tres sexy is an understatement for what I see in front of me and I now have a reason apart from a drink to her to that bar. The way she drew on her cigarette made me feel like inhaling the smoke coming from her lips would give me a rush even undiluted heroin will find it hard to compete with.

MY MY!!!, I turn as I hear my name, it’s Miss Natural, Rene, Smaragd and MsRayo. “Where have you been “ is their chorus and I begin to profusely make my excuses and be back on my way. The dude chatting up Bumight earlier joins us, turns out he’s Medianemesis and I use that opportunity to fade stopping to holler at Iamblogoratti.

Finally I get to the bar but she’s gone and as I try to get some information from the bar man, a chap next to me begins a Robbyscribbles for mayor tirade. “ I’m voting for Bubusn cos he’s Mr. #lightupnigeria so SHUT UP!!”. He leaves and I finally get to talk to the bartender. He said he didn’t know her name but from her accent she’s from Dxb. She comes around every weekend and manages to drink all the guys under the table and still be cool. Told me about this one time she drank with FBA and Doug and nobody ever heard from them again though the car was found hanging off a cliff.

“why not swing by tomorrow Mr MY I’m sure she’ll be here about 8 with Sirius.”

I head back to the party with a mind to come back here tomorrow but tonight, the lady in the black dress and red pumps haunts my thoughts

(* Like i said, it was at a party in my head. This post though imaginary, refers to someone real and she should know who she is... But the thing is you guess who. This should be interesting. )

Montones Besos
El Loco Hombre



  1. Mystery lady and I are cool- Noice. I wonder if this could actually happen? A room full of all these people.

  2. why am i not invited to this party ....i kid, i kid...seems like a great party to be at? awwww, i want to know this girl

  3. Hmmm all these women captivating these mens minds..lol

    I liked d story.

  4. You had better look for somewhere to hide
    tres mentes (whatever that means)
    Why does tisha not have a role in this movie
    i assure you, i am very mysterious
    it was fun, all my blogfam except moi was invited.
    i suggest you throw another party and invite moi

    PS are you beefing b'cup (she'll get you)

  5. Ah party in your head turned out nice. And ahem who's the mystery woman...cough*

  6. @Sirius: Yup you n the lady are cool. At least on twitter :P

    @neefemi: I'll invite you to the next one.

    @Fabulo_la: This one is pure hotness

    @Tisha: I aint beefing buttercup babe. I'm sure she was at thre party too probably one of the hotness looking gals

    @Blogoratti: come on bro guess

    Someone please guess guess guess.

  7. Can we guess someone we have no clue about?

  8. o i don't want any invite, especially from you...no thanks

  9. Me, me, me! I know, i know, i know who the lady in the black dress is...hehehehehehe.
    I guess it pays to be a citizen of twitville!

  10. mind change
    don't invite me to your party

    afterall, its only in your head

  11. LOL! Confirmed! my campaign knows no bounds! but dis one dat u told me to shut up, u r so going to guantanamo wen i become mayor lol. Confirmed post oh, i dey feel am 4 sure!

  12. Mocha on blogville or Makxxy on twitter. Thats d one

  13. Nice Anon: Yes you can guess

    Neefemi: not from me???

    Gucci: blessings you are correct

    Mizchif: you for talk na

    Robby Scribbles: lwkmd

  14. I'm in! yay! nice write up, let's make ur exhibition the event where this happens!

  15. hmmm i suspect juiceegal..oya tell us who it is pretty please. Very slick sha, so we have a budding blogsville romance developing under our noses lol

  16. Smaragd: Now if only that were possible

    SOlomonsydelle: The party was fun, we sent you an IV why didn't you come?

    Miss Natural: Here's post one and it's not Juceegal, guess again or just look at Gucci's answer


utilizar tu mentes poderosa. Speak from your powerful mind.)