They-
1) Have 4 speeds and many positions
2) Wear tight pants and tall boots
3) Love getting dirty
4) Know how to ride their mounts
2) Wear tight pants and tall boots
3) Love getting dirty
4) Know how to ride their mounts
5) Perform rather well with animals
6) Like being in control
7) Will ride it for hours
8) Know how to handle a big girth
9) Get off easy
10) Are always on top
11) Like it rough
12) Have their legs spread all day long
13) Love using whips ;)
14) Straddle as their natural position
15) Don't mind being bucked around
16) Do it for three days if they are event riders
17) Can ride standing or sitting
18) Wear leathers everyday
19) Think the fast ones are the most fun
12) Have their legs spread all day long
13) Love using whips ;)
14) Straddle as their natural position
15) Don't mind being bucked around
16) Do it for three days if they are event riders
17) Can ride standing or sitting
18) Wear leathers everyday
19) Think the fast ones are the most fun
20) Are used to having hands between their legs
21) If they fall off, they get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
21) If they fall off, they get back on and ride harder
P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!
Enjoy your weekend while i get on with some serious polo tomorrow!!!!!!!
*pictures courtesy Polistas-www.polistas.com wish i took them though.....sigh
My, My, My! Now I feel so dumb for going to school instead of taking up an equine sport!
ReplyDeleteHow about though, the facts that they:
- Fall off their mounts and break head,skull, spine, legs or other vital appendages?
- get to lose their Vee rather unceremoniously?
- get thrown in the dirt more often than I'm sure they care for?
- sometimes get carried away and push their Mounts beyond its limit till it buckles beneath them, panting furiosly and unable to get up for ...?
- smell of sweat and horse and leather, just like men! wouldnt that make a man who likes them gay?
I could continue but I'm at work...
p.s., I would probably still take up an equine sport... IN MY DREAMS!
hehe!
p.p.s., M's becoming my fave... sex on the brain!
What's The Posting Trot? a Kama Sutra position?
ReplyDeleteAhhh senora S, glad to know i am your fav.
ReplyDeletenow to your points, though they are salient truths from a woman's perspective but us mens think much differently ;)
The posting trot is "bouncing" on the saddle while the horse trots. simply put, follow the rhythm
I'm With S on this one....Definitely with her.
ReplyDeleteThe women take their stand!!! what do you have to say M ?
ReplyDeleteGlad to have you Sirius, Hoping you stay on and become a regular here.
Regards,
O
Intruiging...
ReplyDeleteI always knew i dated the wrong kinda women..
@Roc: Lol. They are a handful.!!! Thanks for stopping by and hope to see you around.
ReplyDeleteM
what about those of us who played soccer? we can be hot too.lol that sounds so wrong!lol
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